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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
{"fact":"The cat has 500 skeletal muscles (humans have 650).","length":51}
{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}
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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}