{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats are usually lefties. Studies indicate that their left paw is typically their dominant paw.","length":110}
{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
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Bentley Township is a civil township of Gladwin County in the U.S. state of Michigan. As of the 2020 census, the township population was 829.
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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