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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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Armando Ribeiro Falcão was a Brazilian politician.\nFalcão was born in Fortaleza. He graduated from Federal University Of Rio de Janeiro Faculty Of Law. From 1974 to 1979, he served as Brazil's Justice Minister under former President Ernesto Geisel.
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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
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