{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
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